Ghosts, specters and succubi around the HRM rest a little easier today, safe in the knowledge that their dusk to dawn diddling will again be safe behind the iron curtain of secrecy and denial. This relief, of course, comes in the form of Peter Duffy’s retirement from the “Old Lady of Argyle Street.”

From today’s Chronicle Herald:

After 28 years of stories and columns, it’s farewell to The Chronicle Herald. If you read my piece last Tuesday, you know I was thinking about it. Well, I’ve finished thinking about it.

The catalyst for my decision was a buyout package offered to those of us who are members of the newsroom union. Note that I said “the catalyst” and not “the reason.”

These are difficult economic times and the Old Lady of Argyle Street, as I still affectionately think of The Herald even though we moved shop last year, is not immune. Management is looking to cull the herd and a common way to do that is offer a financial incentive, based on years of service. So we all got the buyout offers.

Unfortunately, there’s more to this difficult story. Two dozen members of the news staff have been given layoff notices — as you also probably know if you read our business pages.

Now here’s the thing: For each of us who takes the buyout, a position will be saved.

So actually, my leaving is a good thing because it’ll save a colleague’s career. But there’s more to it than that. I’m leaving because my heart is telling me to.

Perhaps ChronicleHerald.ca comments section user Stubbs said it best when he said:

Goodbye and good riddance, you irrelevant old fart.

Atlantic Fashion Week

Anna Wintour, take note. October 29 – November 2 is Atlantic Fashion Week, “the first official Semi-Annual Fashion Week for Halifax and Atlantic Canada.” Because nothing says legitimate fashion like Halloween. The Week (and — just to get the math straight — Real Week > Fashion Week = Box Office Weekend > Real Weekend) includes a fashion show at Palooka’s Boxing Club on November 2. Because nothing says glamour like a punch in the face.

Halifax is obviously beyond the forefront of fashion. Behold the first bleeding edge fashion image that comes up when you do a Google search of the words “Halifax Fashion”:

Halifax Fashion

Halifax Fashion

En garde, vanguard! Halifax isn’t just stylish, it’s totally meta.