Jimmy Melvin launches Real Live Street Shit

Convicted drug trafficker launches website highlighting criminal exploits | CBC News


Duncan Street Townhouse Trashed

Partygoers trash townhouse and attack tenants | CBC News

Tenants attacked after house party gets out of hand | Metro Halifax

Landlord fumes over party | Chronicle Herald

Reason #109 to Avoid the Bridge Terminal

15 Arrested in Dartmouth in Dispute Over How Long It Takes to Cook Microwave Popcorn

Update Local Mensa members comment on story:

What are we supposed to do with these wannabee gangsters/criminals? How about one-night in Compton to teach them a real lesson, one which hopefully they don’t return from.


Thank god for wikipedia!

and again, genius from my new favourite CBC commentator, clamdigger from Shediac, NB:

Get rid of the young offenders act and start sending theese punks to boot camp and if they scew up the secound time send them to afghanstan.OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MINE.

clamdigger is a huge fan of the sending criminals to afghanstan (sic):

perfect sentence for cowards like these people.SHIP them t to afghanistan.Bet they won’t feell so tough over there on the front lines

clamdigger has never met a sentence he couldn’t mutilate.

Idea for a Pizza Snack Commercial

I just read in The Metro that an 18-year-old was sentenced to four years for stabbing a 21-year old.

The two men, both armed with knives, began fighting at a Cowie Hill house party over how long it took to microwave a pizza snack.

I’m not sure what’s going on up on Cowie Hill. I grew up there and although I never stabbed anyone over a pizza snack, I did smash a guitar over my brother‘s head when I was a toddler.

So don’t fuck with anyone on Cowie Hill over anything. Death before Dishonour.