Idea for a Pizza Snack Commercial

I just read in The Metro that an 18-year-old was sentenced to four years for stabbing a 21-year old.

The two men, both armed with knives, began fighting at a Cowie Hill house party over how long it took to microwave a pizza snack.

I’m not sure what’s going on up on Cowie Hill. I grew up there and although I never stabbed anyone over a pizza snack, I did smash a guitar over my brother‘s head when I was a toddler.

So don’t fuck with anyone on Cowie Hill over anything. Death before Dishonour.

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